Transformer Wine Rack: Merlot in Disguise

Transformers should always carry their own alcoholic beverages. That way they could drink a toast with Shia LaBeouf after they kick each others asses and wreck our cities with their huge bodies. If Transformers did carry wine with them, I imagine they would look just like this.

 This guy is locked and loaded and ready to dispense with the booze. This half-ton wine rack was built using junk auto transmission parts from cars and motorcycles. It even lights up.
If you want to get drunk with this guy you can buy him for $7000(USD). Of course, if you part with that kind of money in this economy, you are probably already drinking in large quantities.